freshman fuckbag 

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

freshman fuckbag by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014

freshman herd 

During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.

- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -

freshman herd by akilina August 4, 2010

Freshman Facebook Syndrome 

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

Freshman Facebook Syndrome by jrabB September 6, 2011

freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.

dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.

freshman fuckup by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006

Freshman Center 

A school filled with pathetic kids where everyone does drugs and thinks there cool. The "popular kids" are emo and everyone thinks they're thugs. Everyone wants to commit suicide. At least one person kills themselves every year from going to this school. We only have fucking diet drinks in the cafeteria because of this fat fuck Michelle Obama. This school rose from hell. Nobody wants to go here. Nobody dates anyone there own age. The wifi sucks ass and they block every social media. Everyone has the wifi password though so suck it. Last but not least, this is the school where Klip Fresh was born.

Where are you going to school at?

Blue Springs freshman center.

Kill yourself.

Freshman Center by TittyJuiceSuckIt September 4, 2017

Freshman Backpack 

A condition in which students usually freshman haven't yet learned how to use their lockers and carry around all their books in their backpack making them (the backpacks) stretch to breaking point.

kid 1- I have like all my books in my bag
kid 2- ha! you have freshman backpack!

Freshman Backpack by DJ CJ February 9, 2006

Freshman Syndrome 

When a girl gets to college, and all she wants to do is get drunk and have sex with random guys. Usually she breaks up with her long-term boyfriend, so she can go out and do these things with no remorse.

She partied all weekend, and slept with two different guys. Man that girl has freshman syndrome like crazy!

Freshman Syndrome by Johnnyknox07 March 21, 2010