French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

French hello

It's just a blow job.

Guy #1: I didn't even get to take her on a date before she gave me a French hello.
Guy #2: OHHHH! NICE.

by ASSANDTITTIES69 April 21, 2017

Pajot le french

A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist

Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here

by Brodychoad November 13, 2020

french bulldog

A cute little dog with a smushed face, huge ears, and bug eyes.

aww look at ralph our french bulldog, chewing on my shoes! he's naughty.

by moosegirl818 December 29, 2008

Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.

Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.

by giraffe-o August 30, 2011

French girls

Simply the most beautiful and greatest girls on this planet.

- Man, that French girl, she's so awesome dude.
- I know, she's french Man! French girls are cooL.

by celiagod January 31, 2009