Freaking Hell

A nice way of saying WHAT THE F**K, GOD DAMMIT!

A: Hey Bro whats up
B: Nothing much, i just banged your sister
A: Freaking HELL!

by Waterboy1231 May 29, 2011

Preaching to the Choir

Spending time trying to convince people who are already behind you.

HR won't hire this guy. They want someone who can "hit the ground running". They must be waiting on a "purple unicorn". I apologize, I'm "preaching to the choir". (LOL. That was 3 metaphors in one explanation. I recommend using Urban Dictionary to look of the other two metaphors)

by X_AlterEgo_X March 4, 2019

ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014

facebook preaching

When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.

"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"

-Man, stop your facebook preaching.

by Domini55 July 3, 2008

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"

"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.

by ME SO IDIOT April 22, 2003

freaking

Multiple definitions:
1) originally: having a bad hallucinatory experience;
has devolved to mean: temporarily unsure of one's self.
2) substitute term expletive, often used when Mum is about.
3) adjective meaning exceptional
4) homonym: phreaking: hacking or hi-tech mischief-making
Multiple spellings:
freaking, freakin', phreaking

"I'm freaking out!.
That freakin' phreak just freaked!
Too freakin' much!"

by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005

freaking book stand

A phrase used in frustration, most commonly at a book stand.

There are too many books on that freaking book stand!

by bookstand October 23, 2004