Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
by Dr. Hookah April 17, 2011
We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
by sk September 08, 2003
a person who fucks up a party due to his inability to handle his drinks, consequently making a complete ass of himself by constantly provoking fights and screaming "LET'S GOOOOOOOO" at every guy, girl, cops, cats, dogs, chairs, lamps, etc.
by handleyourgoddamndrinks May 23, 2010
by Cjbx November 30, 2014
by Bitch, Don't Hassle Me January 03, 2011
Piece of cloth or clothing used to wipe the jism off one's belly after masturbating. Generally unwashed and stored under the bed, the foul towel develops an ungodly odor and becomes rigid after several uses. May be able to stand on it's own with enough use. Often used by a towel wanker. See also wank towel or gak towel.
by Joe Blob October 13, 2005