fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 01, 2022

fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0

Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.

by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 05, 2011

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.

Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…

by September 27, 2022

fossil brain

you’re a dumbass

you’re a fossil brain

by bussybuttsayeee December 31, 2021