Trick Fossil

Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.

"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"

by Andrew Fyfe November 17, 2009

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

fossil

a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!

person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”

by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020

Fossil Fucking

Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.

Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Fossilicious

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.

"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"

by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

Fossilman

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.

did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser

by monotone November 5, 2004