Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004

flusterflunked

adj. to be all discombobulated, frustrated, and upset; usually after a girl tells you she doesn't want to be your friend.

I got all flusterflunked after my friend told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore because she didn't want to have friends behind her boyfriend's back.

by Mr. JACOB WICKED! February 2, 2009

flustergated

flustergated- Adj. the state of being where one is sexually frustrated. The absence of a productive and content sexuality or the absence of sex in ones life.

person a: "i haven't had sex in four months!"

person b: "wow you must be so damn flustergated."

by lord azriel April 2, 2009

flusterefucked

Broken

I am so flusterefucked this week.

by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014

Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020

tittie flustered

The frustration, typically in men, when others are refering to their man boobs.

Woman: Nice Man Boobs!
Man: They're not boobs, they're pecs!
Woman: Dont get all Tittie Flustered, Bruce!

by W.C. Women May 9, 2017

Cluster Fluster

when you been hella horny for a real long time and you just get hornier and hornier

Luke: bruh i am mad horny right now ong
Harley: yooo bro you got that cluster fluster

by Princess of slang January 21, 2022