Florida 4

A group of 4 washed-up men in their late 20's and early 30's who played high school sports together but are no longer athletic by any means embark on a long weekend vacation involving cocaine-fueled, homoerotic activities in another state (typically during the winter months) with the guise of a "Boys golf trip"

Florida 4 man 1: "The Florida 4 trip was so epic bro! It was two weeks ago and I still can't breathe through my nose"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"

by Rigz57 January 28, 2022

old town florida

Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.

Hey, wanna smoke meth?

Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.

by A stranger December 20, 2016

Dover, Florida

Dover, Florida is a small Hispanic community off of East Tampa and if you’re from around the area, it’s mostly popular for its gang “Dover Locos” the East side gang dominated by one major family but are not the only East gang in the area and you’ll find the neighborhoods littered with gang graffiti nothing but Sur 13 crossed out and “F scrap” “412” writing almost every fence or stop signed is tagged over the rivalry but in present day is a ghost town. There’s literally no other reason to move here unless you’re looking for construction work or the strawberry fields. Only interesting thing is the horse racing and quinces at a ranch but always be ready for a fight or shooting to break out. I like to call it “little Mexico” because the Mexican stores, Mexican gangs, and mainly Mexican family’s that live in dover, fl.

Hillsborough county Dover, Florida

by Sunshinestate813 February 22, 2022

Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by colored people. However, the true Cracker is not offended- he takes pride in who he is and where he came from.

Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 3, 2008

Florida

Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead.

AKA: God's waiting room.

by haywood September 8, 2004

Top Florida

A term used to describe the more traditionally Southern regions of Florida encompassing all of the northen areas of Florida from the Atlantic to the panhandle.

These Top Florida girls are country compared to those Miami chicks.

by ace5on4 February 21, 2008

Florida Marlins

The World Series Kings. Never lost a world series even though they have been to only two. Hard to hate but hard to love.

Damn, The Florida Marlins are looking good so far. If they make it to the World Series they are gonna win.

by Mr.Stanifer May 5, 2008