Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

floop floop

technically a scrunchie but only sound could rappers know what u talking about because u only wear it on your wrist like ice

jewels: “look at this floop floop on my wrist”

ciara: “ooo that dripppp”

by jewelsxciara July 24, 2019

Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

Floopledee

Floopledee is the most astounding example of mankind. a Floopledee is so incredibly smart and sexy that anyone regardless of sexual orientation will instantly fall in love with them. But there is a dark side to this life. Floopledees are so humble they would reject the person of their dreams because they know that they would form an unhealthy obsession with the floopledee

That guy is such a Floopledee
Leave him, he is too perfect for this world

by Floopledee April 1, 2022

flooridiculous

The sudden urge to lay on the floor. The feeling that makes you want/need to lay on the floor (specifically).

*Claimed* This was an invented term as the word for this random and probably common desire remains unclassified!! :)

“I feel flooridiculous right now” “Don’t be flooridiculous” “I think I’m getting really flooridiculous” “I am a little flooridiculous but I will feel better once I’m on the floor” “sometimes you just need to be flooridicufied” 😂

by Flooridiculous Bish September 5, 2022

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Floorin' It

A sex position made by Eliot from Des Plaines where the man bends the girl over the drivers seat of his car, positions her head on the gas pedal, and every time he rams her from behind the engine revs.

Eliot: Dude I was parking with my girl last night and she begged for me to put her head on my gas pedal and bone her from behind, man I was floorin' it for like an hour.
Max: Damn bro, you floor'ed that hoe!

by Eadam000 February 25, 2012