Floof

When you feel like calling sum1 a fat f*ck but there r teachers/parentz around and u dont wanna swear!

helena is such a FLOOF

by Daniielle♥ August 23, 2008

Sky Floof

A large mass of cuddles and fluff,hovers in the air like a good Floof should.Commonly referred to by their scientific name:Clouds.Is nice,looks like things and has nice rain.

Look! That sky Floof looks like a marshmallow!

by Fletchcow7893 November 20, 2016

Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022

Floof Bread

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face

"Aww your cat is so cute. He looks like a loaf of floof Bread!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Bank Of Floof

When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.

Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.

You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.

by johnsmithknightoftheroundtable July 9, 2021

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Galactic Floof

A guy that's shy asf but sweet and has a heart of gold when he warms upto you,

If you try to date a Galactic Floof he'll most certainly say bet and will lavish you in love and make you most happy

A Galactic Floof typically is an Alcreamie stan and simps for anime waifus

Girl: imagine if I dated you
Boy: bet
Girl: well that was easy
Boy: just pulling a Galactic Floof

by SemiSmolBean January 6, 2021