flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

Floofin

The fluffy bit of a rabbits paw.

Man look at those extra fine floofins

by Chjctustuhvkyttsi.fj March 6, 2017

Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

flooze

person who becomes flirty after drinking

He is such a flooze every time he drinks too much Hennessy. I can't take him anywhere.

by hi_bear April 20, 2010

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005

floomer

A person who believe Covid-19 is no worse than seasonal flu.

“It’s just a flu, bro.”
“Stop being such a floomer.”

by amonfire May 3, 2020

floofer doot

Noun. A very furry and cute cat or kitten.

Shirley is showing off her new flower kitten collar like a proper floofer doot.

by DougExeter May 25, 2021