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flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

Flicker goon 

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.
"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole
"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"
I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.

flicker goon 

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence
Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

Flicker Gooning

Only by mongolian tip toeing and using adrenaline can someone try this method. It is regarded as one of the hardest and most challenging ways to goon.
Person 1:Dude, you should've seen me goon last night i was at it for like 7 hours
Person 2:Tsskk, pathetic i was flicker gooning for 7 seconds at my prime
Person 1:How can anyone achieve such greatness