Fleasexual

Someone who is Fleasexual only experiences sexual attraction to Fleas.

Margot is Fleasexual, she fell in love with a flea. The wedding is next week!

by The flea children October 9, 2023

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

Femspewing

When a feminist is spewing out facts that she/he/them read in a politically bias publishing without reading counter arguments to that view.

"For every pound that a man earns woman earns 78p" says Emily."Your femspewing, why don't you find an economist that will agree with your statement then we can talk" luke says with a smirk on his face.

by Fighting against Matriarchy June 8, 2016

Fleash

A euphemism of the word flesh commonly used by cannibals to promote the consumption of one-another's epidermis.

Danny: Take a look at that chicks fleash coat!

Brandon: We will feast like gods tonight!

by Soontobebearded BEAST June 20, 2010

Flem

When your cough is chunky

Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”

by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020

Flamstalgia

When someone hates a new or old installment of a series. Even if the newer/older version is superior in every way, one who has Flamstalgia will find something to complain about, and say how it doesn't compare to the version they played and loved originally.

Veteran Player: I am tired of this Modern Warfare 3 nonsense, COD 4 was the shit man.
New Player: No man Modern Warfare 3 is the king of COD, it doesn't suck. I tried COD 4, it is terrible.
Non Player: They are both very similar and you guys just have Flamstalgia.

by Frenes August 3, 2012

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004