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Death flag

The point where a person's death becomes highly probable or unavoidable, due to something that he or she has just said or done. May also refer to the phrase or action itself.
Ways to make a death flag:
- achieve 999 straight victories
- teach your pupil everything you know
- propose to someone before going to war
- get seriously wounded and tell your mates you'll be "fine"
- invite a detective to your next family reunion on an island
- reassure a small child that no enemy has attacked your city in 100 years
- point out the glaring lack of giant parasitic wasp swarms in your current life

"Gee, you know, the only thing that could ruin this great wedding right now is a giant swarm of parasitic wasps."
by solcosine May 5, 2014
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Flanal

Noun. The act of anal coitus while flailing on a stimulant (s), especially crystal meth.
"we got some good shit and had flanal for 3 days straight".
by Cluecille November 16, 2021
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Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!
by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011
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Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.
Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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flatulus antiquitus

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009
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Nigger flash

Tribal in nature, a nigger flash is an action where a group of uneducated nigger thugs "youths" attack and rob innocent bystanders in public places, ie. bus stops, metro trains. Nigger flashes tend to be violent and senseless, but can be correctly explained as "that's what niggers do", or "what do you expect from a bunch of niggers". Said nigger flashes are directly proportional to the heat index and lack of lawful employment. Nigger flashes can be mitigated by "flashing" a .45 caliber or by throwing a bottle of Strawberry Faygo soda into the middle of the Nigger Flash.

Do not confuse a Nigger Flash with a Mob Flash, which is typically performed by a bunch of lame-ass white hipsters with nothing better to do then spending their parents money while in college.
Yo, I just came from a nigger flash on the green line off Rancine Ave. I gots me a new Ipod offa some dumbass whitey. I hope it still under warranty.
by ZippyMoonbat November 30, 2011
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Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!
by Starchylde July 31, 2016
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