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Foreplay Whore

A slutty TEASE, emphasis on the TEASE!!!!, doing ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING besides sex
Bob: Tim, how'd that hooker work for you, did you finally lose your virginity?!?!
Tim: No, turns out the money I payed went to a Foreplay Whore...
Bob: Awwwww... lolumad?
by Devilshredder June 23, 2011
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Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree
Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay
by mrmott February 2, 2009
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italian foreplay

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.
by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012
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foreplay

The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.
"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."
by gratedraindrop January 17, 2009
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foreplay

The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.
"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)
by bricklayer69sofine April 15, 2011
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mexican fireplace

this is when you interrupt doggy-style anal coitus and replace your penis with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema.
Last Monday, Mary begged for the mexican fireplace.
by georgelopez October 22, 2008
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Textual foreplay

Verb. To have a text conversation with someone that will lead to future sexual encounters.
It's not sexting, it's textual foreplay!
by FABPSP October 15, 2010
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