windowing

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.

Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by TroofPoof May 4, 2016

Finding Flitti

The M. Night Shyamalan version of Finding Nemo where the plot twist has you all fucked up....

Last thing I remember was I was drinking on a boat and slipped. You telling me its been 2 years and I've imagined the whole Finding Flitti thing? Who did I send all those pictures too?

by Bougee77 July 6, 2019

I've been finding

Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.

"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

finding emo

group of people who are trying to find the emo within

those guys are finding emo

by Julie w. November 21, 2006

Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

finding nemo balls

When u have small balls like nemos eggs

Omg did you see Tyson's balls they were like finding nemo balls

by Maxlatin1234 January 6, 2017

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004