sphincter fidelity

the ability to differentiate between gas and liquid or solid matter which is causing an urge to be expelled from the anal sphincter.

After you reach the age of 50, you sphincter fidelity goes down and it's wise to go to the restroom to fart.

Jim got so drunk that he lost sphincter fidelity resulting in a nasty shart.

by Pelican Pete June 14, 2013

Fidel Castro

Dream presidential candidate of the Democrat party in the U.S.

Hillary Clinton has slick dreams about Fidel Castro.

by JFK March 18, 2004

The Fidel

When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.

I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

fidel castro

A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.

Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.

Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

Fidel Castro

Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.

Fidel Castro came to power in the 60s after ousting Batista.

by parsefone April 8, 2006

FIdele

A totally awesome girl who has a rad sense of style and knows how, when, and where to bring attitude. You get a girl like this as your friend or girlfriend and your set for life.

Fidele can also be referred to someone who can be a total bitch to you in the nicest way.

That girl is a total Fidele did you hear how she told that jerk off.

by Mulu October 20, 2008

maria fidelis

maria fidelis Also known as MF standing for Mother Fucker is one of the schools most drama and fights you can spot them wearing an ugly blue uniform and sparking ppl in the jaw on the streets

maria fidelis So full of drama

The kids from maria fidelis are so loud

by Dw_12234 April 17, 2019