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Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.
It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.
by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020
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Testie Fiber

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!
by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011
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fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."
by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)
by Love bugg March 22, 2021
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Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
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Fiberal

1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .

2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!

Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
by Hardy Mollah June 15, 2022
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