felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005

stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

by Glencoco November 8, 2017

Felch baby

A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.

You Anit nuttin butta felch baby...

by Diddty dix and company. June 15, 2006

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007

go fetch

a phrase used when telling someone/something to get the hell out and to go away and die.

mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.

by jessie r September 1, 2005