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Fertid

OMG, my mom totally just dissed on me, couldn't she tell by the tear rolling down my moist cheek that i was totally fertid today when tommy told me that i looked staypuffed.
by Staypuffmarshmallowman November 22, 2009
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Fertibula

A made up word by the writers for the "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss". Its meaning is so secretive, that if one were to use it in a sentence CORRECTLY, only one thing could happen..."Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. " Yeah, that secretive.

p.s. fertibula can't be used in a sentence correctly unless referring to "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss".
"Yo- did you hear about that word from The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss?"
"Yeah- from that really retarded show? I think the word was Fertibula..."
"Yeah, but don't use it in a sentence..."
{censored line for your safety}
Sounds of utter assimilation follow.
by Dead from da suess January 21, 2010
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fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.
Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster
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fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017
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Fertigious

woah there buttface, swinging that bat around is a little fertigious!
by michakuh October 9, 2019
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Fertile Sod

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021
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Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
by Nopnop August 14, 2021
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