National fern day

April 20th

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017

Phil and Fern moment

A prolonged fit of giggles, especially between two people in an supposedly serious setting.

A reference to the popular presenters of British weekday show This Morning, Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton-- who are known for such laughing fits.

We were doing an intense scene in the play, when I tripped up accidentally. We couldn't stop laughing about it, we had a right Phil and Fern moment.

by Jac Griffin December 16, 2008

hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014

Fern, Fernage, Fernd

word created on a game basicly meaning "owned" or the new "pwned" but on a much higher level, the character was Inferno000 but people referred to him as "fern" or "ferny" this character did something that nobody has ever done before in this game which truly made him a legend.

I FERND U

you've been "fernd"

FERND

by Mark Sargeant October 20, 2004

Fern, Fernage, Fernd

This word was created by a very sad group of people as a new version of "owned" if you are called this or you hear others saying it PLEASE "pk" them for all of the sane people in the world

Infern00b: HAHA I FERN BIG TIME

person: dam rite ur a Ferning gr8 fern u fern head

by Darknessblade December 30, 2004

Mother fern

Mother fucking pothead
OR
Mother fuck(er)
OR
Mother pothead

Teacher: Today we will have a pop quiz.

Student: I HATE YOU. YOU MOTHER FERN!

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Friend 1: That mother fern has nothing to do but snort coke.

Friend 2: Yeah, what a mother fern

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Brother: What a mother fern.

Sister: Why is she a mother fern?

Brother: Because all she does is do weed. What a mother fucking pothead (mother fern).

by AZN-.-RiceGirl403 March 22, 2009

Furious Fist of the Fern

The puff of smell jutting from a hotboxed car when it rolled down the windows

Wow that car really hit me with the Furious Fist of the Fern when they aired out the car

by Sloth King Waft August 19, 2017