Federal Beeper 

A device worn around the ankle while serving house arrest.

Ay dawg! Help me take this federal beeper off so I can hit up that party with ya'll tonight!

Federal Beeper by relly ro December 10, 2010

federal head 

Getting a blowjob while crossing state lines.

I got federal head on my last road trip.

federal head by _tater August 18, 2020

Federal 606 c2 Wrecker 

Tractor wrecking truck 7 1/2 tons type c2

I bought a Federal 606 c2 Wrecker yesterday

Federal 606 c2 Wrecker by ChrisWilders June 16, 2023

Federal Agent 

An americanisation of the terminology for law enforce ment In this country.

Fuck the police

Federal Agent by El Cholo May 26, 2004

Federal offense 

Something that your mom is.

His mom was tampering with the mail again, so she became a federal offense.

Federal offense by $yd December 31, 2011

Federal Exhaustion 

Being tired and stumbling (usually after a party), but you're wide awake.

I had federal exhaustion after the epic poker party last night

Federal Exhaustion by niok123 October 19, 2008

Federal Way 

A place in the middle of Seattle and Tacoma. Where Federal way highschool is the most loved school and Beamer, TJ, and Decatur are hated. Where every year someone from Decatur dies. Pac highway is like a crack road. Where all the pre-teens think Commons mall is "active". Where the Redondo boardwalk is taking FOREVER to get fixed. and also where rich teens from beamer throw lit parties. Its also getting real bad, where people from bellevue compare Federal way to Tacoma. Also a place where people flex their hondas like its a lambo.

"Hey theres a motel party in federal way"
"Wheres it at?"
"by pac highway."
"yeahhhhh.... how about no."

Federal Way by uthinkuknowbutudont June 30, 2016