feces

Little, baby mice in the movie Donnie Darko

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"

by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

fecus

(n) The unborn offspring of a homosexual male from the end of the eighth week after conception (between a sperm and feces) up to the time of birth which normally occurs through the anus.

After being troubled for many weeks, Robbie decided to abort the fecus after the first trimester.

by niggamac May 13, 2008

FecesBerry

Any Blackberry mobile device, that falls into a feces infested toilet. Preferably: Diarrhea.

I'm just checking my facebook, twitter, and myspace on my FecesBerry.

by finespud February 22, 2010

feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010