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fauktail

When you have to order your friends a faux cocktail because they are too drunk.
Dedra's eyes were struggling to focus so I ordered her a fauktail to save myself the cleanup later.
by JackTagger August 6, 2015
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Faustino

A man that has a big cock and pipes bitches everyday
I wanna be a faustino
by bblqueen😍 November 21, 2021
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faustino

Faustino a boy that is Smart and has a Great personality. He likes sports and he can have alot if friends. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Why is Faustino so funny
by Killer ghost May 2, 2018
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faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.
Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.
by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014
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faufreluches

Class system as created within the Dune universe of Frank Herbert's series of books, Dune.
His position in life was defined within the faufreluches class system
by CreoleRower July 26, 2009
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I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.
Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"
by ttmike42 October 12, 2012
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The Fault In Our Stars

A book written by John Green, published author. It is about a sixteen year-old girl in the fourth stage of thyroid cancer, and to quote directly from the dust jacket, "Despite her tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis."

I would say it is the most amazing book I have ever read, and I would be stating the truth.
Person 1: Oh my god the fault in our stars is coming out in 2 days! My signed copy is arriving!
Person 2: The fault in our stars...?
Person 1: ...
Person 1: How are you my friend.
by Malinahona January 27, 2012
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