Flatulencenator

A device to hook up to your butt that expells farts away from the sheets while two people are sleeping. As to not cause a Dutch Oven effect.

"Baby, I know you ate broccoli tonight, so you better hook up the Flatulencenator before we go to sleep. Pleeeeeaaaase."

by Joke Machine January 20, 2005

Fartulance

The act of farting extremely loud and incredibly stankily.

Aww man.....who just passed fartulance.

by Neebee October 10, 2012

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.

I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.

by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011

fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

by dru dru July 10, 2005

Flatulence

a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.

1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"

(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"

2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.

by tristebanana2 June 12, 2010

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004