by IB2 October 9, 2003
Get the Faskitate mug.(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017
Get the Faking the Snake mug.When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
by David Mand March 8, 2019
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by somebodygotbanned September 28, 2022
Get the Fatkill mug."I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
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