Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
by Oater September 20, 2012
Get the Facebook Factmug. When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
Get the Feathers Factsmug. A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
by Brantski June 28, 2009
Get the Stoner Factmug. Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches
B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair
A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches
B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair
A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016
Get the shat factsmug. When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.
Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?
by Snarkzilla February 3, 2014
Get the Fact Bombmug. What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
Get the Alternative factsmug. a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010
Get the drunk factmug.