fobbitch

SLANG

n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).

adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.

n. ex. Learn how to write you fobbitch!

adj. This fobbitching slut gets on my nerve!

by ZionMagus August 16, 2003

fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"

My fobbit friend is good in math.

by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004

fibbity fibbity foo

The ebonic way to say "house" when white people started using "in da house" "hizzouse" "hizzy" and "hizzle"
this definition is according to chef on south park

"Let's go to our fibbity fibbity foo."

by ryk November 16, 2003

Fobbit

Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.

"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"

by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019

fobbits

Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.

The fobbits ruined my dinner.

by Darkwithdesire April 30, 2006

fobbit

Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.

Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.

by subsidence June 17, 2018

foBBIT llee

one who swears excessively

dude that guy over there's a fuckin fobbit llee

by chillinazndragon February 26, 2003