Definitions by TheGrandWizardofShit
warmup warrior
Someone (typically a cross country runner) who exceeds in the art of pissing virtually everyone he/she is running with by running mach 5 during what's supposed to be a light run before your workout.
Person 1: "Ugh, dude who's pushing the pace these hills are gonna kill us!" Person 2:"It's Steve, he's such a warmup warrior"
warmup warrior by TheGrandWizardofShit October 23, 2020
Fobbit
Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
Fobbit by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019