2 definitions by TheGrandWizardofShit

Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"
by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019
Someone (typically a cross country runner) who exceeds in the art of pissing virtually everyone he/she is running with by running mach 5 during what's supposed to be a light run before your workout.
Person 1: "Ugh, dude who's pushing the pace these hills are gonna kill us!" Person 2:"It's Steve, he's such a warmup warrior"
by TheGrandWizardofShit October 23, 2020