fred

a little shit with a mangina

fred has a mangina

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

fred

a fucktard with a lower IQ than that kid in your class named Sam

fred is a fred

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Fred

Some kid who thinks he is the shit. He goes for some extra sloppy seconds and has no morals whatsoever. Leach. If you are a guy and meet a Fred just know once he’s in a relationship it’ll be with your ex and you won’t see him because he doesn’t give a shit about bros before hoes. He lies and just a really fucking annoying Ellen Degeneres look-a-like. He’ll also be the gay best friend for about 2 years and finally when the girl thinks actually I might start have feelings he goes full on usually scaring them away (you’re going to be single before her birthday mate).

You’re such a Fred

by Xxxsmalldickfred March 15, 2019

Fred

Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.

Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!

by BigCep91 November 14, 2014

Fred

Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too!

Oy! Don't be such a Fred!! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you!"

by boudin March 4, 2010

fred

FRED is an acronym for " 'effing' ridiculous electronic device ".

" I can't figure out that fred" (referring to a laptop/computer/confusing electronic device)

by Vunmph January 9, 2009

Fred

Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.

"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.

"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.

"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.

They all laughed at Fred.

by Goldfish:^) August 27, 2017