fold jam

Fold jam is the stinky goo that resides under an overweight persons folds that can not be reached while showering.

Todd: "Damn Cathy, I done got fold jam all over my meat!"

Cathy: "Well maybe you should hit the hole next time instead of my rolls"

by Nate & Mike February 4, 2007

fold fucking

to fuck a fat chick between her fat roles

dude i was fold fucking this huge girl last nite and i nutted between one of them and when it ran out it looked liked maynonas driping off a turky samwitch

by dr_methhead March 4, 2009

Fold Out Brown Out

To take a dump in some one's fold out couch and fold it back up for them to discover later.

"One of you mother effers did a fold out brown out in my guest room!!!"

by DJ Gorga January 1, 2009

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

by faildude924 October 21, 2009

Fold Cheese

A rare cheese found only in the folds and flaps of the most obese people that resembles melted swiss cheese and smells like toe-jam.

She's so fat you can fuck her folds cuz they're lubed up nicely with fold cheese...

by wobblepop August 27, 2010

Fold and Squeeze Method

When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.

Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.

by bumblebeeeh March 14, 2009

Fold yourself

The act of taking one's hands and, via the thumb and index finger of each hand, gripping the left and right sides of one's urinary meatus (pee hole) in order to fold their genitalia inside out so that the inner surface of one's pudendum is turned outward.

Jimmy: Screw you Bobby, go die in a hole!

Bobby: I'll do that as soon as you go fold yourself!

by Hatpri October 11, 2017