Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.
Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."
My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."
My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.
by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005
Get the Fockets mug.Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
Get the Martha Focker mug.An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".
Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".
by Ron Willson February 15, 2018
Get the Fockery mug.A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.
by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017
Get the u fockin wot m8 mug.Fockos - Is a classification of a individual or group of people that think their above the rest of human race regardless of (IQ - Education)
by gamersplayhere September 21, 2012
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Get the FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH mug.the online 'religion' for not giving a fuck about what people say or do to you. Keeping strong; that just because someone has an opinion on you doesn't mean it's a fact.
Person A: You're so ugly and no one wants to be your friends because of that.
Person B: I study Fockaism, which means whatever you say doesn't affect me because you're just stating opinions based on your views.
Person A: ....Oh.
Person B: Pwned Person A.
Person B: I study Fockaism, which means whatever you say doesn't affect me because you're just stating opinions based on your views.
Person A: ....Oh.
Person B: Pwned Person A.
by DylanFocka May 5, 2011
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