Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina

When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush

by FagFaggotSon December 15, 2014

Cherry Festival

A group of female virgins.

There was a major cherry festival at the mall today.

by HL413 May 15, 2014

Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary

(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You

by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007

Roskilde Festival

The festival that describes freedom. You get drunk, listen to music, Party HARD, get laid, and people don't care if you smell like a drunk elephant or if you're extremely gross. And best of all, there's No parents to tell you not to get drunk.

It's located outside Copenhagen in Denmark, and youngsters from all over the Northen Europe come to have the time of their life.

the first Roskilde Festival was in 1971 and it keeps coming back every single year, in the first week of summer vacation.

Do you want to have freedom for a week? Go to Roskilde Festival.

by flotfyr1456789 June 22, 2011

Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.

The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world

by Iain July 25, 2004

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009