Fascist

Anyone you don't agree with.

"Donald Trump is a fascist sexist islamophobe!"
"Do you even know what fascism is?"
"Yeah, you're one too!"

by CaesarsSeizures January 30, 2018

facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007

Fascistache

Pronounced fash-ist-ash...

A "fascistache" is the type of pencil thin mustache worn by dictators and tyrants...

Did you see Barry sporting his fascistache at the United Nations, he's not even trying to hide the fact that he's obsessed with becoming a tyrannical dictator anymore.

by Jared L. Ohlinger September 25, 2009

Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008

Faceist

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

weed fascist

One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.

Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.

by Teh Pope May 13, 2005

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010