the expert

a person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky

"dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"

by i know the expert April 20, 2005

expotition

1) An expedition taken part in, or led by Winnie-the-Pooh.

2) A long journey to get to an adequate place to defecate.

1) "Christopher Robin went to the North Pole on an Expotition"
2) "Hey where's Bob?"

"Expotition."
"Ahhh, hope he finds the bathroom okay"
"He'll stop for directions."

by Durkan October 13, 2015

exmortis

A series of online point-and-click horror games by web designer Ben Leffler. So far there are only two but a third is in production.

I just played BOTH Exmortis games in a row! That's me with no more sleep for a few nights...

by Ghizza Gazza March 28, 2008

instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.

Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."

by Astor G. February 28, 2008

Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.

Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.

by Stoolie May 22, 2014

Exhort

To encourage or urge someone to do something.

I am being exhorted to tell you that you are bad at drawing.

by Hanasakurou May 23, 2016

expertpower99

Use this word to describe someone who you are waiting for to come back for really long(idk how to grammer(

expertpower99 comeback lmo

by x8c8r June 5, 2021