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Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.
I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob
by SundanceKid February 9, 2008
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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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Stupid expensive

When the price of an item is no where close to where the price should be or where other companies sell that same product for.
The diapers at Babies R Us are stupid expensive.
by P Pappa Money January 9, 2011
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Hipster expensive

(adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price
That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?
by Paulindrome February 14, 2012
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole
Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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