emaculator

one who's immense optimistic proposal to some incredible , amazing, magical outcome is clearly bullshit cause you know he's just an oversized dick-head spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security.

Rush: Our "Great Emaculator" is going to bring peace to our homeland by continuing this war in Iraq.

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

evacuation

Shitting and puking simultaneously; a complete release of bodily waste; everybody out!

"I've been cleaning the bathroom all day from the evacuation those taquitos caused me last night"

by Matt Farmer October 3, 2007

evacuate

Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).

I have to evacuate (aka poop).

by Crakronite May 18, 2006

Ejaculatory

when something is so cool it makes you want to ejaculate

"oh that tatoo is ejaculatory!"

by ElEcTrOmIcK April 6, 2008

Evacuate

EVACUATE is hardcore punk band, forming in 2007, consisting of members of Cheap Sex, Lab Rats, All Out Attak, and 2nd Hand Justice.

Mike - Vocals
John - Guitar
Karlos - Guitar
Sean - Bass
Danny - Drums

Evacuate will start playing shows by the end of 2007.

by goose86 October 27, 2007

premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima October 30, 2008