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Eugene

A fat, good-for-nothing loser who hates himself so much that he actually enjoys the hate that he receives. At least someone out there is thinking of me. ;D
Eugene loves his time to ponder on the health of his haters.
by Tolyih November 10, 2019
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Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.
Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.
by Baggy pants January 31, 2020
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eugenics

Eugenics are the practice of isolating negative genes, and preserving positive ones, whether through natural or social selection. Several attempts have been made, throughout history, to do such, with human intervention - all were short-lived, but none succeeded. Such methods toward eugenics are: genocide, bioengineering or genetic manipulation, and selective breeding.

Through natural selection, random or adaptive mutations occur. If positive, in theory, the traits should prosper. If negative, or not beneficial, however, they should fade away, if the family possessing these genes doesn't die away before then.

With human intervention, this is accelerated - the isolation of carriers of certain DNA can be achieved without blood shed, simply if no other group interbreeds, or if such a group discontinues populating. However, more macabre means can be undertaken to reach this, such as genocide. Still, yet, there are further, and possibly more promising methods, such as genetic manipulation, for carriers of such a trait could be "cured," rather than phased out, or exterminated, altogether.

Examples in history, involving humans, include: murder, en mass, of American Indians; the Holocaust (1933 - 1945); the Balkans ethnic cleansing (Bosnia, Kosovo, primarilly); Rwanda; Sudan; etc.
Ahh, eugenics - something that hasn't happened for quite a while. However, I feel it should. This could, quite possibly, benefit the human race, for without dumbshits, we should prosper much longer. Unfortunately, though, it seems the degenerates breed more, and faster, than do the good ones among humanity. 'Tis a shame, truly. Have no misconceptions, however, as I don't wish for races to be exterminated, but rather, unfavorable genes removed.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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EUGENE

Some pathetic cringy worthy kid who carrys a glock in his backpack to school, while wearing someone painful to look at clothing
That Eugene is gonna commit a school shooting because every girl hates him
by Godel July 30, 2016
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Eugene

Eugene is a terrible and untrustworthy person. Even though Eugene may seem nice, he is the cruelest human you will ever meet. If you are friends with him he will build up your friendship and then find the worst possible way to backstab you. Eugene will take all of your happiness away from you. Eugene will find any and every way to try and hurt you, mentally and physically. NEVER have sympathy for Eugene, he is faking his sadness. Eugene has no soul, he does not care if he hurts you or anyone else. If you ever meet Eugene make sure to ignore him. Don't try to be mean to him though, he is truly evil and will destroy everything that you love and make your life a living hell. Every Eugene is terrible except for Eugene on Buzzfeed
Eugene is more evil than the devil
by sorrybutnotreally December 26, 2016
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Eugene

n.
a mans who will facetime you at 3am in the shower, but will end the call before getting out as to not show his peepee
Person one: Who are you calling, why are they in the shower?

Person two: It's Eugene, he facetimed me while in the shower.
by lixie July 11, 2019
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eugene

he is a very hot steamy man and he likes to slap and tickle peeple
eugene is so hot and steamy omg
by yesnoprobablynot January 8, 2021
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