An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.
by textking June 18, 2009
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Jake: Hey Carly!!!! You're looking mighty womanly now, last time I saw you you looked like a manshe. Must be the estradiol you've been taking; oh and OMG can I feel your boobs pls???!!!
Carly: No, you may not feel my b-cup breasts!!!
Carly: No, you may not feel my b-cup breasts!!!
by Jsybuurd December 31, 2008
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Those kids should have used Esurance, Says Erin, before promptly blowing them away.
When you're on the go, you've gotta have esurance
When you're on the go, you've gotta have esurance
by B.J. Smith February 14, 2008
Get the esurance mug.A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.
1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today
Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today
Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls
Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB
Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today
Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls
Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB
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by B.J. Smith February 13, 2008
Get the erin esurance mug.Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
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