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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Escalation

The act of escaling in rapid succession
Hey Tod I heard you where escaling yesterday

Yeah man it really took me out I get super excited from escalation
by Thiccfeet22 November 1, 2025
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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De-escalator

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
by I want this word to catch on August 27, 2023
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Escalated Whore

A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.
Sara is such an escalated whore. She basically fucked all my friends, guys AND girls.
by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 6, 2017
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Escalator Friends

Being a friend not just a fan

Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing

Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.

If ignored then the relationship is one sided

Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:

Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?

The husband: ope!

The significant other: who’s that?

Husband: oh just the guy from the place

**Not even escalator friends

Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!

*ignored*

Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?

Husband: I have no idea
by Iakona808 May 29, 2024
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Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016
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