Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

"I'll Seal the Envelope all Night"

by Envelope Sealer March 27, 2010

self-envelopment

The act of blocking out everything but the task at hand, like putting oneself in an envelope so one can have privacy and focus on only one thing.

"I must have missed your call while i was engrossed in self-envelopment."

by dontkaralot August 4, 2009

Flesh Envelope

A vagina.

Open up that Flesh Envelope and get ready for my pork sword.

by Synapse July 3, 2003

Fruity Envelope

Another more innocent, term for "bitch", or "a bitch" originates from French culture. Can be used in all the same forms "bitch" can.

That TV is Fruityenvelopin'! Quit being such a fruity envelope and get in the car! I see you've got a new pet; what a lovely little Fruity Envelope.

by Don Knotts March 26, 2007

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008

envelophobia

A sniglet my husband and I conjured up in the 1980's to describe the panicky feeling of getting frantically entangled in our bedsheets.

"Wait, wait, stop! Envelophobia! Envelophobia!"

by Syllywana December 15, 2008

Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

by chabooksauce February 24, 2009