dirty emory

When you eat at Taco Tuesday and then shit on a girl's chest, and then tit fuck her.

Dude: that prostitute said she would give me a discount if I didn't ask her to do the DIRTY EMORY again.

Buddy: guess you ended up paying full price?

Dude: yep 👍

by Extra_long_grande_dong April 24, 2023

Emodynamics

A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.

1: Xavier: Renegade Angel really opened my eyes to the truths of emodynamics.

2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls

by TK0_buba October 23, 2017

Emorge

to excessively overeat due to overwhelming emotions

Work was so stressful today so I went home and emorged.

by The Lexineer April 6, 2017

Embryo y’all

Well...c’mon. Everyone knows embryo y’all.

“Why does your bio say “embryo y’all”?”
“Well cmon dude everyone knows embryo y’all!”

by Herrick_ryan May 1, 2018

Emary

A very hot girl that will make you,laugh and smile, she tells the best jokes and she is the BEST person to be around, not to mention she is VERY attractive😏

Man Emary is such a great person!
Did you see emary today? She's looking real good
Emary told me the FUNNIEST JOKE today!!

by MyLifeAsEm_ October 13, 2016

Emony

a great person with a sarcastic and sometimes obnoxious sense of humor. can be really chill or really dramatic depending on the moment. usually active in some form of art: performing, writing, etc. big on academics. usually an overachiever in school. can be a loner and just do stuff on their own. other times a huge social butterfly hitting every social event possible. loyal and treasures close friendships. usually busy, works alot, no time to rest. definition of an energizer bunny. does deal with drama or bullshit. comedic relief.

definitely had an Emony moment.

acting like an Emony i see.

name's Emony

Yoooooooooo just like Emony!

by Pseudonym8547 November 20, 2012

emoria

Emoria has a very rare name. May seem mean, serious, bougie, and rude. But when you meet her she is nice, funny, nice ass body, and pretty face. Every second you spend with her is special. She can get any one she wants. She defense herself to anybody no matter who you are. Don’t touch her or there will be a trouble. She will be short but have but have a big heart. She is sensitive, and don’t mistake her kindness for weakness. She gets in trouble a lot, and don’t get a f*ck about what you say. If you ever have an Emoria is your life don’t let her go because if you do you lose someone special.

Emoria is a pretty girl.

by April Mendoza May 11, 2019