The best friend a girl could have, a total ride or die who will be there for you through thick and thin. Emalia is a one of a kind type of person. Emalia also has a amazing sense of style!
You seem to be doing better?
Yah, Emalia and I had coffee and she gave me some sound advice and a pep talk, she's honestly the best.
Yah, Emalia and I had coffee and she gave me some sound advice and a pep talk, she's honestly the best.
by I'd Rather Be Sleeping March 4, 2019
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Get the EMAWAS mug.Emola is a highly infectious disease that spreads rapidly through humans and causes severe injury to those infected or even death.
Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.
Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.
Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.
There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.
Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.
Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.
Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.
There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.
I really hope Susan gets over her case of emola , she screamed at me last weekend because I wasn't wearing black and I didn't bring my pocketknife for her.
by Sid Barrett January 9, 2008
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Get the emal mug.The most loving and sweet girl you will ever meet she has a great personality and will go out of her way to help others. She is typically one of the most beautiful most intelligent people wherever she goes and once you get a emalee you will never want to lose her
You : Wow my life sucks i wish I had some friends
Me : You shouldn't get friends you should get a Emalee
Me : You shouldn't get friends you should get a Emalee
by Wickjondoe August 28, 2018
Get the Emalee mug.An Emla is a stupidly clever person who isnt at all big headed with it. They will help you whenever you need it and have the ability to put a smile on your face. If anyone dare feed an Emla a blue juice (powerade) they will find they can be way more energetic than you ever imagined. If you get yourself an Emla you will want to keep them, they are so loyal youd be a fool to lose them.
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Get the Emla mug.A religion that focuses on accepting all religions. It teaches that the point of life is to reach your potential and be happy. An emalaeist should always try to be kind to others and enjoy life, making the most of all their opportunities.
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