A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012
Get the Palmer Elmer Stover Syndromemug. by Daaaad September 15, 2020
Get the Elmermug. A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
Get the helmeted elmermug. The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014
Get the Elmer Hernandezmug. A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!
Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018
Get the Elmermug. Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
Get the ELMERmug. Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020
Get the Elmer N.mug.