dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

tie expert

One who enjoys men's fashion and teaching young boys to appreciate proper techniques of an active man's lifestyle.

That tie expert was looking at me kinda funny in the men's room.

by Jack Kendall May 3, 2004

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

by drtoucan January 3, 2011

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.

Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.

by FF29 September 12, 2020