the final test to get in the afterlife university.It is worth 100% of the grade and you have like 80 years to study for it. you only have one chance to take it and the worst thing is that it is a popquiz cause u never know when it is coming.
dude 1: yo bro did ya study for death exam? dude 2: naw im not dying anytime soon. piano falls over dude 2 dude 1: were you telling me?
by mannyalvarez August 07, 2007
When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.
Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.
Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?
Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?
by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing September 30, 2015
When you're so busy and consumed with school, exams and studying that you forget, confuse or aren't able to remember the rest of your schedule.
You must have exam brain.
by S Black December 15, 2013
An exam that is taken as part of a college application and is typically unaligned to anything other than itself thus requiring one to take an extensive costly prep course in order to learn its disparate content and style. Heavily used to convey birthright in the United States since the early 1940s.
Ah yes, we'll devise an entrance exam to measure whether someone can afford a test prep course, and thereby measure whether they can afford our tuition. This will enable us to screen out applicants that we would have to give a need-based scholarship to while pretending we're being meritocratic.
by Star Cruiser October 24, 2015
An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.
by Street Urchin April 06, 2004
The body you receive near the end weeks of a school term due to assignment/exam stress, caffeine and lack of sleep. A feel of heaviness or laziness may be caused, as well as an increase of mass in the stomach, thighs, arms and so on. This body tends to wear off post exam weeks due to a better wellbeing and more chance of sleep rather than study.
by Mazzakazoo May 31, 2018
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