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death exam

the final test to get in the afterlife university.It is worth 100% of the grade and you have like 80 years to study for it. you only have one chance to take it and the worst thing is that it is a popquiz cause u never know when it is coming.
dude 1: yo bro did ya study for death exam? dude 2: naw im not dying anytime soon. piano falls over dude 2 dude 1: were you telling me?
by mannyalvarez August 8, 2007
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prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.
Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?
by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015
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entrance exam

An exam that is taken as part of a college application and is typically unaligned to anything other than itself thus requiring one to take an extensive costly prep course in order to learn its disparate content and style. Heavily used to convey birthright in the United States since the early 1940s.
Ah yes, we'll devise an entrance exam to measure whether someone can afford a test prep course, and thereby measure whether they can afford our tuition. This will enable us to screen out applicants that we would have to give a need-based scholarship to while pretending we're being meritocratic.
by Star Cruiser December 18, 2015
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exam brain

When you're so busy and consumed with school, exams and studying that you forget, confuse or aren't able to remember the rest of your schedule.
You must have exam brain.
by S Black December 15, 2013
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putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.
I better start kissing up after that putty exam.
by Street Urchin April 6, 2004
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Cheating on exams

The only thing which might help you actually pass exams.
Person 1: OMG UR CHEATING ON EXAMS?!?!??!
Me: Duh, what other option is there?
by ImJisooImOkay September 29, 2021
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Exam Munchies

A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.
Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.

Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.
by hiijj September 25, 2012
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