Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Eren

An annoying twat who can't even clean a room properly.

"Dammit Eren, clean it again."

by Levi Ackerman September 7, 2014

Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager (derogatory) is the main protagonist,antagonist, and hero of the anime attack on titan. He is most notably known as ‘EREN YEAGER’ or ‘Daddy’.

Gabi: “Eren YEAGER”.

by .Kakashi. March 2, 2021

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

erectizon

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

by ricci-s February 23, 2009

bonus erectus

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

by DinoDave September 22, 2011