Elmo

Ok so if yous are fucking this chick and you want oral but her mouth is to small for my huge penis (or yours) you cut her mouth wider with a pen knife tie her to the wall then stitch it shut around your oenis and when she dies rip the stitches apart and poo alover her, crucify her to the wall and leave.

Man I elmo'ed that girl last night!

by Lover1978 April 26, 2009

Elmo

Pubic Hair; A large amount of pubic hair.

a. That's a mighty fine elmo you got there.
b. I want to color\colour my elmo green.

by CsH August 27, 2005

elmo

elmo the word of lust
not a hilbily hahaah
word meaning beach babe, water baby
loves sport and friends

elmo is a surf life saving bidi hater hahaah

by ellie-may May 3, 2008

Elmo

The lascivious act of hovering over your partner while they are laying down and placing your testicles over their eyes and your shaft on their nose. It is meant to mimic the likeness of the Sesame Street character Elmo.

Keith: How was the office Christmas party?

Ricky: It was boring until I convinced my coworker to come over and I successfully gave her an Elmo.

Keith: My man! I haven't delivered an Elmo in a coon's age.

by Marege Man September 12, 2016

Elmo

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Elmo

Slang. Another word for awkward. If you are in an awkward or weird situation or are reflecting on a past situation then you can call it ‘elmo’.

Once I walked all the way through school with toilet paper stuck to my shoe. It was so elmo.

*in an awkward situation*
Well this isn’t elmo at all.

by 3GreenTigers January 24, 2018

elmo

a red fuzzy bear that has no ears and a deep mans voice and loves to be touched by children.

elmo is gr8777

by snoopdoggggggggg September 20, 2018