Eli

A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN

Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.

by Helloha June 14, 2015

Eli

The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.

He is being such an Eli right now.

by nerd_owl March 21, 2017

Eli

Eli is a very funny guy. He normal has brown hair and wears glasses. His eyes are so deep you could get lost in them for hours. Eli is very smart and great at making friends. He tries to make jokes but nobody will understand, yet everyone will laugh. He is so bright and bubbly. He is normally into the more mysterious type of girls, the dark and twisty. They are complete opposites and he helps her be more bubbly. He is amazing.

Friend: "This paper is exaughsting"
Eli: " that's what she said"
Friend2: "what??"
All: "laugh"

by Lindsaygray October 21, 2018

Eli

A Cool kid to hang out with and a sure funny one. Eli surrounds himself by good friends to comfort him in bad times and just hang out for fun. Loves memes and probably the funniest in the group. With girls he definitely is good and if he tries he can sweep him off their feet. Enjoys Playstation and he usually will speak in a some what German accent pretending to be a Nazi or just German.

"Samantha look it's Eli you wanna ask him out?
"I Dont Know!? What if he says no?"
"Trust me he is too hot to resist"

by Boibillybob May 15, 2019

Eli

Eli you're Friend until you get a crush on them and them you tell your friend lets say a fake name Morgan and then you find out he likes you back so later 3 months you start to date and summer break come and you stop talking

But i mean who has this not happened to am i right?

*regrets everything*
Eli im sorry

by Someone that looks 20 June 20, 2019

Eli

He is a funny guy and can make you laugh and can be kind and a little mean sometimes but don’t mess with him because when gets mad he can hurt someone he’s also athletic and can be a good boyfriend but sometimes he worry’s to much he’s a good you just have to get to know him people be mean to him or pick on him

You know Eli he’s a good friend and a cool guy

by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiį October 30, 2019

Eli

The man I love with all my heart

Will you marry me Eli?

by Ya boo November 2, 2019