Eddison

Eddison is the guy you would find in seven eleven throwing a tantrum that he didn’t get a Roblox gift card, he also steals his moms underwear and study’s it for things like: dinosaurs, Elmo’s secret family under your bed, your besties rat in the attic, and best of all YOU. Eddison has committed 34 crimes and is now on the run from the popo
HELP EDDISON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddison: i spent my moms lifetime savings on Robux

Erik: cool i stole from the president of Russia last week, and stole his can of spam :)
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by Ur secretly adopted August 27, 2022

Premature edistribution

premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.

I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.

by therapy April 2, 2013

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

JAMS Edison NJ

A place infested by a bunch of indian idiots. The only things we excel at are chess and math competitions because I think this school is the most un athletic school in NJ. Our hallways are so crowded and smell absolutely horrendous. Nobody wears deodorant and they all smell like curry.

Mom, “Come on beta lets go to JAMS Edison NJ”

Child, “noooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there 😭😭😭”

by not cpy November 9, 2023

edison

Snow king.
(Dandruff)

'oh,no, he's edisoning snow'

by Anonymous of Rutland March 16, 2017

Thomas Edison

A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.

Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.

Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.

The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her

by Madagascar December 25, 2007

eddisfaction

eddisfaction - To reach the standards set out by Edd, eddisfaction is only obtainable when the enjoyment level is so intense that Edd screams for more. Some people presume that reaching Eddisfaction is an easy task or "a piece of cake" but only those who truly know Edd really understand the value of Eddisfaction and the effects that are caused by it.

Can't get no Eddisfaction.
&
you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.

by Rik January 19, 2004