Danaconda

a guy named Dan with a rather large member

jane says WOW Danaconda thats the biggest one eyed snake i'e ever seen

by superthug_66 August 20, 2008

Black Dynamite

Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.

Dude, Black Dynamite would so kick Chuck Norris' ass!
Word.

by Jezuro February 2, 2010

Fried Dynamite

A television programming block capable of bringing any cable network it's being broadcast on (e.g. Cartoon Network) into complete ruin.

"I'm never watching Cartoon Network ever again; they just replaced that great Fridays block with Fried Dynamite."

by Tim the Slipperman November 1, 2008

DYAC

1. An acronym for the website Damn You Auto Correct, which posts smartphone users' unintentionally amusing autocorrects.
2. An explanation offered when one's phone autocorrects inappropriately. Rarely used except between those who know of the site.

1. Go check out the new posts on DYAC!
2. "Sorry, that was supposed to say LMAO, not LMAOPromotionalKittenBasket! DYAC!"

by mandukhai_khatun December 16, 2011

Umayyad Dynasty

The caliphs resident in Damascus from 661 to 750 CE.

The Umayyad Dynasty was the first Muslim dynasty. The Umayyad house was one of the major clans of the Quraysh tribe. Technically, Uthman, the third "Righteous Caliph", was the first Umayyad caliph. During his tenure (644-655), he appointed members of his clan to various posts; in particular, Muawiya b. Abi Sufyan was given the governorship of Syria. Upon the accession of Ali to the caliphate, Muawiya refused to pay him allegience, and in 658 the Syrians acknowledged Muawiya as caliph. That same year he gained control of Egypt; following Ali's death in 661, he subdued Iraq and then formally established himself as caliph. The first line of Umayyads were the Sufyanids (descendants of Abu Sufyan) who ruled from 661- 684. Under Muawiya (661-680) the capital of the Muslim empire was transferred to Damascus. He is credited with raising a highly-trained army of Syrian soldiers which was used to expand Muslim authority east into Khorasan and west into North Africa. Muawiya also led excursions into Anatolia beginning in 672 which culminated in an unsuccessful three-year seige of Constantinople (674-677). He retained the administrative structures left by the Byzantines and Persians but consolidated his authority by appointing kinsmen to key posts. Before his death, Muawiya secured allegiance to his son, Yazid, thus introducing dynastic succession to Muslim rule.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 9, 2010

Dynamike

Dynamike is a brawl stars character who is spinning to team 99.9% of the time in solo showdown and Is the worst thrower to exist and belongs as food to Mortis bringer of bats

OMFL I CANNOT WIN SOLO SHODOWN WITH THE SPINNING DYNAMIKES UNLESS I USE MORTIS AND HE SUCKS.

by FragrantQueso January 31, 2020

dynasty shots

A drinking game in which the participants watch an episode of Dynasty and they have to down a shot of liquor each time a character gets slapped in the face. This is not an easy game to win considering that each Dynasty episode was an hour long and the show was known for catfights, therefore the participant who is still coherent and able to stand up when the episode is over is the winner. The term came from a game some of the characters on the short-lived That 80's Show were playing.

John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.

by boratfan1 December 5, 2009