noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008
Get the hand-mouth dyslexia mug.the unintentional mixing of a single letter of a name that results in a similiar sounding but different name of a political figure or terrorist; a condition suffered by U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy in the 2000's when discussing then U.S. Senator Barack Obama and al-Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden.
Rush Limbaugh occasionally suffers from political micro-dyslexia on his radio program when he frustrates himself by saying Osama meaning Obama, and vice-versa. For instance, "Osama killed Obama.'
by BoboJones May 31, 2011
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Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
by Scorpian King March 1, 2011
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Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Keyboard dyslexia:
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
by KatehFlute August 2, 2007
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keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.
by corbane November 10, 2010
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Josh: "roflcopeter"
Josh: my spelling is awfu;
Josh: its like e-dislexia coz it only happens on a computer
Beth: Yeah, that e-dyslexia is getting kind of bad.
Josh: my spelling is awfu;
Josh: its like e-dislexia coz it only happens on a computer
Beth: Yeah, that e-dyslexia is getting kind of bad.
by Josh145 January 11, 2008
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